Winner:

I have a pair of scissors to cut my tie free, but they are in my rucksack!
- Alan Witter

Some of the best runners up were:

As the 4.30pm departure accelerated rapidly out of Toddington station, Derek wished that, before eagerly peering into the cab, he had taken heed of the 'wet paint' notice attached to the locomotive.
- Paul F

Er, I'd like two coffees and a packet of biscuits, to take away, please.
- Alisdair McNicol

I wonder if the ticket inspector will spot me!
- Richard Mott

Special Agent 007, James Bond had picked up his sandwiches instead of his Jetpack!
- Gerald Turner

I thought it was a bit cheap for a footplate ride
- Bob Preston

Now how do I get my keys out?
- Alex Hopkins

Thanks everyone who entered. There were over 60 for this competition.

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