Winner:
“Nah mate, this is the express from Waterloo to Poole.”
- submitted by Andy Lloyd

Some of the best runners up were:

"Britain's tallest man joins railway."
- Edwin Chappell

“When you said we may have to stop for water...”
- Alisdair McNicol

“Were we meant to be getting the boat train?”
- Joseph Kennion

“The fire dept once again find a novel way to stop the problem of hot brakes.”
- Chris Stockman

“Voldemort's Death Eaters tried in vain to stop Harry Potter reaching Hogwarts when term started...”
- Kelvyn

“Ok. Who used the toilet while the train was in the station?
- Will Jones (and many other entrants on a similar theme)

Thanks to everyone who submitted entries - there were 30 for this competition.

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