Winner:
“Hmmm... 22 Across, A Great Day Out, 42 letters 3-15-12-5-7"

"Excuse me young man, I believe the answer you are looking for is The Gloucestershire Warwickshire Steam Railway."

"Thank you, much obliged"” - submitted by Darin (Zol.).

Some of the best runners up were:

“Oh Doris, in all the years we've known each other this is the first time a cross word has come between us.”
- Al Booth

“Henry says it's the quickest way to get the new furniture home.”
- Tony Rogers

“The Railway's Directors wondered why people complained about
the seats in the waiting rooms.”
- Edwin Chappell

“"I have to say that the £2.00 first class supplement is certainly worth the extra"”
- Chris Sparks

“I do like the inside of Richard Branson's new trains”
- Philip