Winner:
“Come ON, signalman, or I think this bloke might ask me a question.”
- submitted by Richard Good

Some of the best runners up were:

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."
- Adam Ashford, Ron Bennett, Kelvyn, and Paul Fry

“I'm sorry sir, you cannot drive this train, now please untie your wife from the line.”
- Alan Clothier

“I think someone may have stolen your roll of lino.”
- Chris Sparks

“Damn! That rough bit of track has loosened my fillings.”
- Richard Mott

“The engine drivers teapot impression went down like a lead balloon.”
- Tracy Rushton

There were also quite a few potentially libellous suggestions! They certainly made me laugh, but unfortunately can’t be published here.

Thanks to everyone who submitted entries - there were 35 for this competition.

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